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I wanted to watch it burn!

Tis a fine reminder to always keep a crate or two of citrus aboard the ship! Ye may be called "limey" by the landlubbers but at least ye'll still be "alivey" to hear it. Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Syrup! May all your rogers be jolly!

Syrupmasterz responds:

Y'arr! Thank ye kindly Cap'n!

I was expecting stiffer animation. You have every right to be really proud of this. It's excellent.

ScottySee responds:

Thank you so much! - really means a lot genuinely :)

Recent Game Reviews

13 Game Reviews

I know I've played this game a very long time ago, but I don't think it was on the NES. Probably from one of Namco's arcade collections. Maybe on an actual arcade cabinet. Maybe I played Tank Battalion, instead. Dang it, Moe! Why did you have to go and make me stop being productive to try and figure out which old-as-dirt tank game I played once as a child?

Call to Adventure is a excellent song, but it seems too upbeat for a game about tank warfare. Need something more gritty, I think.

MoeAnguish responds:

You're welcome lmao, I'm on this site to make people less productive uwu

And thanks! I appreciate you taking the time to play this and sharing your thoughts.

Game is alright. I can't fit the entire screen on my main monitor, so I have to play it on the secondary (it has a different resolution). Deaths can feel pretty cheap when an enemy appears from off screen suddenly and immediately sends out half a dozen shots in my direction. Controls don't feel "tight" but it plays well enough to not matter. Solid job with the text by Cyberdevil and larrynachos always produces excellent music.

MoeAnguish responds:

Thanks for playing!

Not a bad prototype. Almost reached 20000 points, too. Movement needs fine-tuning, for sure. If I didn't use rope perfectly, Joey would just touch a block and fall back down. His movement is too fast for proper jumping, as well. Some levels were just Joey getting bum-rushed by three or four ghosts the moment the level began. That's a cheap way to die and lose all of one's progress.

I'm surprised you went with music from Macleod, though maybe that's a placeholder, as well. I'm sure you could have found something more refreshing on Newgrounds, rather than drink from the same well as numerous other creators.

Working on this and Syrup's game must be exhausting. Don't overexert yourself, Moe. It's important, sure, but if you strain yourself too much now, you might not be able to continue doing it in the long run.

MoeAnguish responds:

Thanks for playing, and you're right about the movement, it definitely needs some more work and it's on my to-do list for this project. and yeah, i just thought it sounds nice and it was the first thing i found, so i went with it. but next time i might as well go on here to look for something better.

And don't worry, my dude. i'm used to working a lot, and besides, if there's good thing coming from these projects (Money, fulfillment, etc) then i don't mind it. gotta give something of the same value as what you're trying to get in order to actually get it imo. but thanks for the advice, i do think i need more breaks instead of maybe once a week.

Recent Audio Reviews

288 Audio Reviews

I wouldn't say it is too busy for a game. It just isn't a conventional option. Throw this into a LISA fan game, for example, and it would fit in perfectly. Someone's going to create an experience that will definitely be enhanced by the inclusion of this song. Just don't forget you have it when that person goes around asking for music to include his work.

Sure, it lacks the original track's quacks but your expertise on the keys still guarantees to please.

Over eight hours? Well, I guess I now know what I'm going to have playing in the background as I try to sleep. Thank you for ambiance, Bertn, and Merry Christmas! A merry non-Christmas, as well, just in case you read this after today.

Bertn1991 responds:

I hope it's a pleasant 8 hours! Big ol' merry post-christmastime to you. And happy 2024, dear friend.

Recent Art Reviews

612 Art Reviews

Hey now! Video games can't play themselves you know and that bed would get mighty cold without your warmth, so you better get plenty of rest, too. Don't worry, because you'll definitely get more art on Newgrounds eventually. If you create the art now, then you clearly didn't have faith in yourself to create it later. Don't you have faith in yourself, unknown? I have faith in you, unknown! I have faith that you will definitely get that art made after some important sleep and video games.

unknownisAAAAA responds:

I will!! i WIIILLLLLL!!!!! lol

Zylo the werewolf always seems to do better than Zylo the wolf baron. Maybe it's just because he looks cooler in his pre-promoted form... or maybe I'm just unlucky and my random stat gains are frequently bad. I don't know.

Excellent work as always, TiS.

Tisbore responds:

Thanks buddy! I definitely like his pre-promoted form better. Lol.

Now THIS is what I call "holly" and "jolly!"

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