Phronemophobia's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lala Rook I | 2023]

Sounds like it belongs in a modded version of Zelda where everyone in Hyrule is a Goron and Goron Link... uh, "Gink" is a more verbally-expressive character who excitedly yells every time he rolls off a ramp and into the air to enjoy those brief moments of airborne excitement.

Bertn1991 responds:

I would play this ROM hack. I need more 𝘠𝘈𝘏𝘖𝘖s in my life~

[Don't Care Anthem II | 2023]

I kid you not, I was at work thinking about how I wished there was a longer version of Mario Paintin' - The Way Too Long Version (2020). I get home, hop on my PC, and this now exists. It ain't the same, but it's pretty darn close, and your timing couldn't have been any better.

Bertn1991 responds:

That is most amazing, dear pal. Happy to help ^.^

[[CV5 + SOTN] "Burning Underwater"]

The transition of the sources has me thinking of that moment when the hero clears away the trash blocking the entrance to some big bad's lair and taking his first steps inside. I know. I'm a dork. Creating vague scenarios in my mind is how I like interpret music when I listen to it.

Thank you again for adding to my Halloween playlist, HbK. <3

HoboKa responds:

Ha, kinda sorta does have that vibe.

[(Terranigma) "Enigma of a Broken Soul" [Feat. Stahalamora]]

Never played the game and I'm usually not a fan of slow music of any kind, but I decided to give the original a listen after this and I gotta give top scoring to any remix that makes me wish for it to be in the official soundtrack in place of its inspiration.

[Chutney Glaze: Registered PSYCHOPATH!]

You really get the most out of Chutney's loose grasp of reality, don'tcha?

Well, this takes a little longer to start up than I would prefer and this lingers on for a little longer than I would prefer and this sentence lingers on a little longer than most others would prefer, but the song delivers everything promised in the Tags in that special way only you can accomplish, HOTS. (makes for an interesting addition to my Halloween playlist, too, so thank you for that)

[Stuffling - Churning]

I can assure you that the pain never makes me happy. The song, however, does. It's unexpectedly soothing, yet still retains your chaotic charm throughout. It's a strong showing of the added polish you've been putting into your particularly unique style of music.

[Elevation]

Reminds me of the opening theme music for those low-budget educational videos I'd watch back in grade school that played through either a VHS tape or from a traditional film projector aimed at the wall.

[She's a Bluff]

This is quite good. A lot going on with it. One minor complaint is that the whole thing sounds a little... what's a word for it? Suppressed? Like, it's not "clear" sounding.

Hopefully, I'll see this EP in my YT subs, since I don't have a Twitter account to follow you. My apologies, Neon.

NeonLuigi responds:

Thank you! Yeah I'm still learning how to mix, it's not my strong suit. I have a bad habit of cutting off a lot of high end because it sounds too sharp, so that might be why it sounds a little dull. I appreciate the feedback, I'll try and work on making my mixes sound less dull!

[Ms. Mabel's Ragtime Machine | 2022]

Do I detect a subtle inclusion of duck here and there or are my ears messing with me?

Bertn1991 responds:

You must be eating too much quackaroni and cheese. There's no such quackophony in this producktion ;)

[I Was a Teenage MIDI File | 2022]

"I Was a Teenage... protagonist in a 16-bit video game"