Phronemophobia's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[VERY FAR AWAY HORSE]

I reached two horses, realized neither was Nick, and then I promptly quit playing. Four stars because the horse wasn't THAT very far away.

ProffessorDunce responds:

i genuinley did want to add nick and even suggested it, i'll have to talk to the programmer about this one

[SUPER BATTLE CITY]

I know I've played this game a very long time ago, but I don't think it was on the NES. Probably from one of Namco's arcade collections. Maybe on an actual arcade cabinet. Maybe I played Tank Battalion, instead. Dang it, Moe! Why did you have to go and make me stop being productive to try and figure out which old-as-dirt tank game I played once as a child?

Call to Adventure is a excellent song, but it seems too upbeat for a game about tank warfare. Need something more gritty, I think.

MoeAnguish responds:

You're welcome lmao, I'm on this site to make people less productive uwu

And thanks! I appreciate you taking the time to play this and sharing your thoughts.

[NEO:YORK:KNIGHTS]

This new version of the game is much better looking than the original. Plays a bit better, as well. For someone who hasn't dabbled in programming for over a year, it's amazing that you've still managed to find a way to improve. Then again, you're considerably more talented than you claim to be, so I shouldn't be surprised.

This music, by the way, adds, I'm assuming, an unintentional layer of depth as I'm fighting to survive. The thumping causes my desk to shake, kinda like a heartbeat. It goes well with the gameplay, though the music is a treat all on its own. Not the sort of thing I would normally enjoy, but it's an appreciated exception. I might have to visit the Bandcamp and check out the rest of Sro's discography.

Thank you, Moe. Thank you, Sro. MoeSro... SroMoe... I don't know.