Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sweet Touch ♥]

I'm so happy to see that sun's hot, seductive ass on Newgrounds. It's immaculate beauty was being wasted on YouTube. Thankfully, DimensionLord came through with this amazing song swap.

[Bunny Day]

Glad someone went that extra mile to properly showcase this magical, fantastical eggfestival of grief and misery..al. It's not just the eggs taking the place of needed resources, but also the dialogue of the villagers:
Me: "How are you, Twiggy? Good, I hope!"
Twiggy: " I FUCKING LOVE EGGS!"

There's nothing here to criticize. Excellent voice work, plenty of villagers were added, a reference to Isabelle and Doom Guy, and ya even included the precious Godzilla statue. What more does there need to be?

[MOTHER TRUCKER]

Somewhere on the internet, there's a Transformer and/or Decepticon polishing itself to this. I'm not judging. Just pointing out the obvious for the sake of it.

[ME TARZAN, YOU JANE!]

"ME TOP, YOU BOTTOM!"

[Dead Beat Dad]

A Weekend at Bernie's television series sounds intriguing, but I imagine it would only run for one season and the producers would probably go way over budget.

Quality stuff, Stark. Glad to see you and your adorably bloated dog are doing well.

[the home office]

Half a year of waiting and we finally receive a silent loop of an adorable couple of animators, a belly rub dog, and a Star Fox poster of all things. I would have guessed it'd be one of Animal Crossing New Leaf, but SF is good, too. (Side Note - I miss the McBungle shorts.)

[do not tease mario]

I can't think of anything constructive to type. This is already too beautiful to improve upon.

[Evil Awakens]

What a delightful birthday gift, Chutney. Thank you!

(For a moment, I honestly thought you forgot. I'm sorry.)

ChutneyGlaze responds:

i freaking forgot im sorry:(
Happy Birthday!👶👶👶👶👶

[The whacky avacato sitcom]

I'm not entirely sure what's going on. All I can gather is she(?) is trying to use his(?) prints to log on to the phone, but I don't think there was a particular reason provided, was there? Takes a picture by mistake, then just gives up immediately.

I'm surprised you even bothered at all. That company sounds sketchy as Hell.

zachdewd responds:

It's a general "Thing" in relationships that the female often looks at the boyfriends phone to see who's texting just to make sure he's not fooling around with anyone else.