Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amazing Animation Analysis - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]

You managed to keep my attention for over eleven minutes. That alone is worth six stars. What do I do with this extra star?

Pegbarians responds:

Th-That's not a Star, it's your stand! Shooting Stars!

[Sonic Funeral]

One can only hope the upcoming games live up to their hype. Of course, if they don't, that'll probably just get turned into more comedic material for the Sonic Boom series.

Ant0on responds:

I have high doubts about Sonic Forces based on the feedback from E3, but Sonic Mania may actually be light.

[Hi I'm...]

This was, uh, kinda obnoxious... I love it! Great job!

[ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD - AFTER THE GAME]

This is certainly an interesting blend of humor and sadness. I'm not really sure how I should feel afterwards.

[Alex Jones UNLEASHED]

Classy, as always.

Nice to see one of your turds making its way to the front page again.

ConeZone responds:

Yeah, who knew one of these stinkers would clog up the front page again! :P

[Crypt Shyfter 25: Return to Valinoroth]

Man, I can't wait until next once in a while to enjoy episode 26!

CaptainJackTHAC0 responds:

Haha XD

[Bamboo Garden- Ep. 1]

I probably enjoyed this for all the wrong reasons. The pacing is awful, but so much so at times that I found it comical. The jokes were never funny. Ever. But as soon as one was told, another one immediately followed. I was seldom given a chance to react, and seeing this occur throughout a nine-minute (and forty second) film made me chuckle, even when the humor itself did not. Lastly, I love it when I see a movie that is animated too much, especially in conjunction with lousy, rapid-fire comedy. It doesn't make the video better in a traditional sense, but, rather, adds to the overall mess and becomes hilariously worse in the best possible way.

You put an awful lot of work into this cartoon, and yet it all failed to come together properly. Then again, because of that particular failure, I found the whole thing to be strangely appealing. Oddly charismatic. Uniquely lovable.

I guess that's about the best way I can explain as to why this is now a favorite of mine. I apologize if it makes little to no sense.

Thank you.

Joshuanimations responds:

Thanks for taking the time to watch it! Yea I think I understand what you are saying haha! Well at least you got something out of it, even if it's in a completely different direction than I thought haha, cheers!

[ROAD RAGER]

That was what you kids call "splendiferously wonfuckingtastic."
Also, Mr. Gligor needs to sing more for these animations.

[PICK A CARD ANY CARD]

Well, there's his problem! Look at all those Two of Spades and Three of Diamonds cards! He has multiples of the wrong cards.

It's definitely a charming loop (especially the music), and I love how he picked each card in a unique manner, but not including that added bit of effort to make sure each card he threw out was different (proving that he's choosing from an actual deck of 52 cards) is the only reason I give this a four, rather than a five.

Good luck in the competition, Lochie.

[Snickers: Cat Hero]

Snickers will help when you're hungry, but, clearly, that man was only starving for attention.