Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Get Scurvy]

Tis a fine reminder to always keep a crate or two of citrus aboard the ship! Ye may be called "limey" by the landlubbers but at least ye'll still be "alivey" to hear it. Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Syrup! May all your rogers be jolly!

Syrupmasterz responds:

Y'arr! Thank ye kindly Cap'n!

[Push To Shove]

I was expecting stiffer animation. You have every right to be really proud of this. It's excellent.

ScottySee responds:

Thank you so much! - really means a lot genuinely :)

[Robo Grill (RobotDay 2023)]

I mean, if most robots don't have to eat, then I suppose they have no need to cook. It is a sad existence for a machine to have no appreciation for the art of grilling, but an understandable one, as well.

Syrupmasterz responds:

The robotic apocalypse will be prevented by teaching the first AI beings how to grill.

[Sonc Death Trailer]

The animation is great as always. I'd be an idiot to deny or downplay your ability to make a good-looking cartoon, AntS. I just wish you were more focused on the stories of your original characters in their own quirky worlds. Having already seen some of the shorts presented here makes rewatching this trailer slightly more intriguing, but, ultimately, I am not a fan of the weird Sonic/Mario stuff that garners so many views and ad revenue for content creators on YouTube, and, honestly, I really wish it didn't. I'm sorry.

As for Lex... an underappreciated musician. Not even my kind of music, and I still think it deserves more attention.

Thank you both.

Ant0on responds:

This will be the final parody saga, as I cant focus on them anymore when so many projects are left to be explored. Like Phone Wreckers

[Every Among Us Game EVER 3!]

Escalating in the bestest, most joyous way. I kept waiting for the sour note of death to occur, and it didn't, and I was so happy about that.

ChutneyGlaze responds:

✋😌🤚

[Santa gets stuck!]

Countdown survived the credits scene thanks to the magic of Christmas cheer! Who's eating Zach?

ChutneyGlaze responds:

Me!

[Wah, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp]

Finally, a reason to like this meme!

russmarrs2 responds:

When in doubt, just add a little extra Waluigi. lol

[Somewhere in Nowhere - Ep 4: The Tower]

I was expecting to two-star and move on, but this was genuinely entertaining. Thank you very much, Lemons.

(Why is "THICK" backwards in some scenes?)

MatthewLemons responds:

Thank you! I appreciate it! and uh.. I did not notice that until now. I looked at the file and it's looking like a symbol replacement mistake (In the other episodes I flipped the whole character and had to make a backwards version of his body)

[DONKEY KONG | FRIDAY NIGHT GAMEZ | HISTORY OF NINTENDO'S FIRST ARCADE HIT]

The animated bits are charming, the enthusiasm is definitely there, but the attempts at humor were meh at best, and that whole thing with the damsel in distress trope was excessive. It took you over forty seconds to say, "I don't like the storyline," in the most asshole manner possible. It made the video go from being dorky and fun to kind of awkward after that.

Glad you mentioned the original cartoon series. Most are too preoccupied with dunking on the other embarrassing mess that is the Donkey Kong Country show from the late nineties.

JComX responds:

Thanks for the feedback! Yeah, that part does drag on a bit. :/ I was mostly trying to point out how overused the trope is specifically by dragging it out, like yeah we get it, we've seen this trope so many times before. Trying to portray that's how I feel about the trope. But it just ends up not being as funny. Thanks for watching!

[Trump Biden Debate]

Political Chutney is an entertainingly terrifying animator. Also, I completed forgot how well Countdown could sing. Thank you for the reminder, Trumpney, and good luck in the election... unless this is the future and you lost. Then, I'm sorry you didn't win, but there's always next time, right? ...unless this is the future where you won. If that's the case, then let us all hail our new world leader, Chutney! Huzzah and hooray!

ChutneyGlaze responds:

im glad you like it haha