Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jmod: The Inevitable Battle Royale Episode]

"Combat Mode Activated" in the blandest voice. For something like that, you really want to throw in some emotion. Maybe hide yourself under a few blankets and really yell that stuff to make it believable while still muffling your voice from others who might hear you.

No, Gaben IS the Super badass Blimp.

Shawn turned heel right quick, didn't he?

Happy birthday... from last September. I don't have a Twitter account, so here will have to do.

I play Smash Ultimate, rather than Tetris 99. I do enjoy Tetris, but as a pvp sort of game... I don't know about that. Guess I could buy the single-player mode... though I have plenty else to finish first.

TheJman5683 responds:

The combat mode activated was intentional (He is a robot after all)

[Yonder Ho! - Curse of the Calamari Queen (Chapter 4)]

I've lost track of what the story is about. It's just figuring out how to remove the tentacles from their home, isn't it?

I enjoyed the interaction with the waitress... Gemini, right? Not sure what the start of the video was about with whats-his-face. I did enjoy the Mad Lib segment. Nice bit of Bertn flair.

Bertn1991 responds:

All my thanks are belong to you. Yes, that's roughly the plot here. Whats-his-face isn't integral to this story, he's along for the ride nonetheless. Also, I do like mad libs ^____^

[Yonder Ho! - Curse of the Calamari Queen (Chapter 3)]

I, too, am allergic to cats. Will still pet and hug them... then run to the bathroom to wash myself clean of dander.

Yonder Ho is received well enough by the good folks who care about you most, Bertn, and isn't that (and/or making lots of money) what it's really all about?

Bertn1991 responds:

Cats are just so huggable / pettable. You have all my sympathy.

Thank you kindly for making this day a little brighter ^.^

[Jmod: The Roomate Auditions]

It's definitely fits the tag of "cringe." The video provided a full story with a proper beginning and ending for the episode, regardless of the quality, and I didn't notice any copyrighted music or movie clips being used, so I don't think there's anything banworthy about this video. The poor puppeteering and lackluster voice work needs a lot of work, but I respect you for, at least, making an effort, and you did comment that your videos get better, so I do hope to see that in the near future.

Thank you, Jman.

TheJman5683 responds:

I made this back in June I got somewhat better

[Dungeons and dick heads Act 3 scene 3]

I hate how some love to make that LOTR reference whenever they're crossing an actual bridge. It's like when people used to scream, "Run, Forrest! Run!" whenever they saw somebody they knew rushing past them. There's one at work who still makes that reference and I wince every time I hear it.

Ronald Reagan was an excellent comedian. Until the day he died, that man was committed to the joke that he was an actual president. Regardless of whether or not you thought it was funny, you gotta respect him for that level of dedication.

That last line was perfect, but seeing that empty patron segment afterwards made me sad again. Thank you, Zach. I'm sorry, Zach. :(

zachdewd responds:

It's ok dood, i'll make it one day.

[Guinea Pig Parkour Kickstarter Trailer]

I was wondering about this. Saw something about it... probably a thousand years ago, I'm sure... and then nothing. Figured something might have come up and it was put on hold. I was wrong, it seems, and the game looks better than ever. Went ahead and joined the soundtrack tier of your KS. I hope you far exceed your goal... and that you'll eventually be able to provide more of those delightful animated shorts again.

WaldFlieger responds:

Thank you so much!! Yeah, just been working hard all this time!

[Dungeons and dick heads Act 3 scene 2]

Wow, the extra help really made this episode shine, shimmer, and sparkle today, didn't it?

zachdewd responds:

Extra help? it was just me though. guess i must have nocked it out of the park this time...

[Prison Break!]

The happiest, most cheerful episode yet! It's basically Chutney in his purest cartoon form.

ChutneyGlaze responds:

i was actually very happy and exited making this!

[Doom Eternal's Hidden Story | Night Owl]

I remember something about DOOM 2016 having a decent story that DOOM Guy will basically ignore if you let him, but I was figuring it was just something simple and straightforward, like a popcorn flick sort of thing. Not sure if I want to go to the trouble of playing it for myself, though I do want to know more about this now.

NightSpaceOwl responds:

Thanks m8! Always glad to see your comments.

[Dungeons and dick heads Act 2 scene 2]

This series never should have left.

zachdewd responds:

But hey! since it did the quality of the drawings are upgraded, and the character designs are perfected!