In 1995 (maybe '96), when my family first tried to make an account on AOL, dad spent the time trying to come up with terrible usernames, like VibratingButtPlug, and we'd all laugh, because it was already taken. He finally managed to discover something available... Pusswhiskers. Obviously, my dad's a closet fan of cats, even though we've only ever had dogs for pets.
Great job on this, Plok. Glad to see a duck when a duck is necessary.