Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sword art online opening 2 (SAO) - paint version]

Unbelievable! Even Paint struggled to make SAO enjoyable to watch.

[Tales From Arcadia - Chapter 1]

Stiff, limited animation, but there was a duck, a peculiar kind of charm to the dialogue, and the music was nothing short of amazing. Great voice work, too.

Bertn1991 responds:

Thanks for watching. I've never been the best at animation. Hopefully episode 2 will look a little better. I'm happy you dig the writing, music and voice work though :)

[A Manic Announcement]

I absolutely love this. The album was well worth downloading, too.

[DEAR LEBRON BY KYRIE IRVING FT. DIDO (PARODY OF EMINEM'S STAN)]

This is the first (and probably only) time in nearly two decades that I regret ever giving up on following basketball. So much obviously went into this parody, yet I can't fully appreciate it. For that, I apologize.

Also, those are some damn fine lyrics.

[I Wanna Be King]

The King would be proud... or confused. I'm not entirely sure what his stance on puppets was. I'd like to assume he was in favor of them.

[PokéMonday]

It's a short, sweet little intro, and should do a fine job for your videos. For that, you should feel proud. On its own, there's not a whole to see here, so I can't bring myself to give it a strong score.

[Tub's Stub]

Quite the charmingly odd animation. I'm just curious as to how amputation became the theme for it.

k7vin responds:

I chose amputation since I wanted to show the absurdity of trying to fit in in extreme circumstances (as opposed to piercings or tattoos).

[COPZILLA]

Man, even I would bust into a city bank if it contained a king's treasure, a magical lamp, the four-star Dragonball, the enchanted rose, Journal #2, and the fucking Master Sword. Overall, a hilarious animation and I'm especially happy to know that Copzilla is a dog lover.

[ALWAYS SOMETHING!!!]

The animation is long, drawn out, and painful to watch, which makes it exceptionally accurate. I suffer through this every time mom visits for a week or whenever I stay at dad's place. I've also dealt with greedy, incompetent pest control and plumbers who treated me like this. They didn't get any extra money out of me, but effectively wasted as much of my time as possible with minimal results to justify any of it.

Great job on this, DiMaze.

OblitusCS responds:

I know is a wierd animation, so I'm very happy someone was able to get what I was trying to do. Thanks a lot for letting me know and sharing your own experience with me.
Be well my friend!

[Roy Haggard Acid - Episode 1]

Shit, Bertn, what on Earth happened to cause such a dramatic shift from this to Yonder Ho? Even the comedic bits came across as unsettling. Couldn't you have given us another horse to look at, instead?

Bertn1991 responds:

There will be more horses to come, I promise. There was one episode from the seventh season that inspired me to create Yonder Ho. It'll be quite a few episodes before we get to that one though. Anyways, thanks for watching <3

Also, yes, Roy Haggard can be very disturbing and extremely dumb.