Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Garfield Garfielf Spanky Spank!]

Since he's dead now, I hope the sequel has Jon spanking Tom Fulp's wonderful ass... or, you know, just some random furry shit. Either or would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you, Petey. You do beautiful work.

[RAHUL TITAN in "WHY THE LONG FACE"]

Oh, thank goodness. I was looking for the trotting lad and didn't see him on the first watch. Finally saw him in the painting during the second viewing. That scared me for a second.

[No-Man Episode 1 Redux]

He apparently knew what the guy's power was. Why would he ask that question? That's like asking Cyclops to remove his visor. Kid brought it upon himself. Fuck that brat!

As expected, it's a wonderful animation.

SuperPhil64 responds:

Clearly this kid is neither very smart or very nice. : P

Also thanks for the kind words! : D

[Old Man]

Pleasant.

[Bowser's Big Day]

After roughly ten thousand live streams, we finally received a finished animation fully embracing what the gaming community has known about for decades: Peach is and always has been a flimsy excuse for Bowser and Mario to be together. Glad to see they've finally dropped the act and now enjoy a happy and healthy relationship.

Definitely worth the wait, Seven.

k7vin responds:

Thanks dude! and thanks for sticking around long enough to see this finished

[Oldest Living Turkey]

I'm not a fan of gravy. May I put ketchup on him, instead? Not the dark meat, of course. That's actually good all on its own, but the white meat is dry, and I don't understand why so many prefer it over the dark meat. If one is to properly gorge on Thanksgiving, it would make sense to go for the deliciously moist sections of the bird's meat. Perhaps, I would use the white meat in a soup or pot pie later, but who's going to eat either of those on the holiday itself? That's just... that's... I don't know what that is. I guess that's why people bother with gravy at all. It doesn't make the white turkey meat delicious. Merely tolerable in taste and easier to digest. I am not a fan of gravy, however, so it's either ketchup or the genuinely tasty portions of the animal. Frankly, I think only the dark meat should be served at the meal, while the rest of it (the inferior stuff) is put away for weekend leftovers. No need to ruin a family event with second-rate food.

Happy Thanksgiving, Rob.
You always post wonderful holiday animations.

YULFO83 responds:

Hahahahaha! love the passion you have for Turkey meat. I do love gravy but i agree, It's like covering up B.O. with cologne we know you still stink. just enjoy the Turkey! now im hungry...

[The Good Samaritan]

Not something I haven't seen before, but you definitely did it better.

LOTAC responds:

Cheers dude!

[MMORPG LOGIC]

Well, I listened to the shoe and hit "subscribe" but the video stopped playing.
Now what?

[Marblegate Patreon Video]

It's competently made, well-drawn, and tasteful. I see Youtube's logo in that treasure chest, but not the NG tank.

Tsk tsk.

Rocktopus64 responds:

Yeah, I was planning on making a youtube channel to host videos as a side project.

Anyway, thanks for the feedback!

[Mordware]

It's like a really long episode of Yamishibai. Very neat.

This was never especially scary, but it did manage to remain unsettling throughout the whole thing. Now, I wish I had seen this yesterday.

Thank you, Hrob.

Dashiell responds:

Thank you, was considering trying to make the story more scary at one point, but I decided it works better as a creepy mystery rather than straight up horror. Really glad you enjoyed it!