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[DONKEY KONG | FRIDAY NIGHT GAMEZ | HISTORY OF NINTENDO'S FIRST ARCADE HIT]

The animated bits are charming, the enthusiasm is definitely there, but the attempts at humor were meh at best, and that whole thing with the damsel in distress trope was excessive. It took you over forty seconds to say, "I don't like the storyline," in the most asshole manner possible. It made the video go from being dorky and fun to kind of awkward after that.

Glad you mentioned the original cartoon series. Most are too preoccupied with dunking on the other embarrassing mess that is the Donkey Kong Country show from the late nineties.

JComX responds:

Thanks for the feedback! Yeah, that part does drag on a bit. :/ I was mostly trying to point out how overused the trope is specifically by dragging it out, like yeah we get it, we've seen this trope so many times before. Trying to portray that's how I feel about the trope. But it just ends up not being as funny. Thanks for watching!

[Trump Biden Debate]

Political Chutney is an entertainingly terrifying animator. Also, I completed forgot how well Countdown could sing. Thank you for the reminder, Trumpney, and good luck in the election... unless this is the future and you lost. Then, I'm sorry you didn't win, but there's always next time, right? ...unless this is the future where you won. If that's the case, then let us all hail our new world leader, Chutney! Huzzah and hooray!

ChutneyGlaze responds:

im glad you like it haha

[You picked the wrong house fool!]

With the loss of The Mewx, Syrup will honour him by making sure Texas remains the best state in the US by switching it over to the Metric system and heavily promoting Hockey as the new official sport of The Lone Star State.

The Mewx would have been proud.

Mewx responds:

I mean the Dallas Stars are already pretty big lol

[John the Wizard gets furious!]

DOGS! <3

ChutneyGlaze responds:

i love me some doggos!

[Guinea Pig Parkour Theme Song]

It's above and beyond beautiful. I love being reminded of why I backed this game.

WaldFlieger responds:

Thank you!! ❤️

[Ryu of the North Star]

Wow, you're really upping the Smash montage game on YT. King of Skill ain't got nuthin' on you.

(Also, everyone hates Samus... and Yink, for being too Samus-y)

IIMoonWalkerII responds:

Thanks! (I hate Bowser and Pokemon Trainer too so with Samus it's my triforce of hate)

[Robot Debate Club - Robot Day 2020]

Both sides made valid arguments and I am so glad to finally see a civilized debate for a change. Now, I'm just worrying about how the spin doctors might pervert this for their own benefit. :(

Syrupmasterz responds:

The best thing you can do in such a situation is to make sure that you yourself don't fall for the tricks of the spin doctors. Education and self-research is key.

[Finger friends]

While unintentional, this reminded me of a few shorts from Liquid Television. In general, it has a style I seldom get to enjoy on this site, so, combining that with the moment of nostalgia I felt a moment ago, I can't help but toss you five stars.

Thank you, BK.

BoredKid responds:

Pleasure to oblige.

[Evil Awakens]

What a delightful birthday gift, Chutney. Thank you!

(For a moment, I honestly thought you forgot. I'm sorry.)

ChutneyGlaze responds:

i freaking forgot im sorry:(
Happy Birthday!👶👶👶👶👶

[The whacky avacato sitcom]

I'm not entirely sure what's going on. All I can gather is she(?) is trying to use his(?) prints to log on to the phone, but I don't think there was a particular reason provided, was there? Takes a picture by mistake, then just gives up immediately.

I'm surprised you even bothered at all. That company sounds sketchy as Hell.

zachdewd responds:

It's a general "Thing" in relationships that the female often looks at the boyfriends phone to see who's texting just to make sure he's not fooling around with anyone else.