Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Face]

Madness? Why, that's the magic of winter break! *throws glitter around the place, then groans at the realization that he'll be the one having to clean up the mess afterwards*

I want to see more art that has you and your characters doing something to better showcase your/their personality and hobbies. We all know the Fishstick is Fabulous, but it's just as important to know why the Fishstick is Fabulous.

Fabulous-fishstick42 responds:

Glitter truly is the herpes of the craft world. As for doing more with characters, there is a character I wrote named Becky, who I have made skits with on my YouTube, who I've been planing on making one or two panel comics with. Tell me what you think.

[Dem apples]

They do look tasty, but I doubt those trees would be willing to share them with me.

I love your choice of colors, by the way.

[Satan's Little Helper]

On the plus side, you got a break from school, some delightful gifts (I hope), and the free time to create this charming piece of art! That's a pretty good trade-off, isn't it?

[Map of Far Land]

Man, look at the territory on Moleberry! I know size doesn't matter, but wow!

Oh, and seeing Maya in the middle of those four is just... well, it ain't right. I'm not complaining, of course, but it does make me wonder if it's okay to give this artwork an E rating?

Regardless, I'm gonna need a cold shower now. Thank you, Bertn, for this carnal creation of cartography.

Bertn1991 responds:

Yep, Moleberry's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. And yeah, Maya is such a hussy. It really should be rated T, at least.

And no, thank YOU for taking something as mild and boring as a map and making me smile ^.^

[Christmas with Lady Marleen]

Marleen's adorable, but I would like to see the entire band together for the holidays.

Bertn1991 responds:

Ah, you're right. Maybe I should make a follow up for New Years and feature all four of them :)

[Random Garnet]

This is Garnet... could be better.

Bertn1991 responds:

Very true. It mostly for practice though. Nothing too ambitious.

[Raccoonacorn]

I would pay money for a plushie of this lil' sweetheart if it existed... and if I had money.
Less importantly, I'm now wondering what raccoon acorns taste like. Are they sweeter than regular acorns?

Lewdatic responds:

Much sweeter. They even have a slight pink shimmer to them, that tastes like Easter peeps.

[Illuminate]

Look at that battle aura! It's a shame more bucks don't take the time to properly develop their nen before the start of hunting season.

When I enlarge the image, it's as if you used the airbrush tool in MS Paint to quickly make some white lines throughout the trees. Other than that, I love this, especially the depth of your background. I probably would have stopped after a few rows of trees and just made it all black: "Uh, yeah, it's night time, so you can't see very far. Also, I'm lazy."

[Olga Runtz Cosplays Dixie Kong]

She's adorable, but how well can she handle a coconut gun?

Bertn1991 responds:

Let's put it this way, if she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.