Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Inktober 2017: Masako]

Her head's too big. Her ass is too flat. Are her fingers all the same length? Why isn't this porn? Where am I?

Chopsuey9444 responds:

NO LEWD, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....EEEEEeeee

[The Mouse's Kitchen]

Such a pleasant and colorful painting.

Is it safe to assume you are also a fan of the Merry Cherry flavor of Larry?

Bertn1991 responds:

Merry Cherry Larry... with Berry! Thanks as always for commenting, sir ^____^

[Business Kong]

Why?

Bertn1991 responds:

I made this doodle earlier this year to test out my new drawing tablet :)

[Hadouken!!]

She still looks a lot better than Abigail in SFV.

Dooffrie responds:

Holy Fuck... Agreed!

[Cheshire Cat]

A dark, sketchy hand-drawn Cheshire like this one does a great job of representing his particularly creepy presence, I think.

Fabulous-fishstick42 responds:

Thanks :) I drew it on my hand during bio and later decided to do it on paper. All my inspiration comes from boring classes it seems.

[The Vacation Starts Now!]

Super Mario Sunshine is, without a doubt, the best Mario game.
Art of Super Mario Sunshine is, without a doubt, the best Mario art.

BLARGEN69 responds:

AGREED

Though Odyssey is looking like it might give it a run for it's money

[The Yonderverse 2017]

So, Paula carried her toilet out to a grassy field and is preoccupied with shitting around the rest of them. Classy.

Bertn1991 responds:

Of course you'd be the one to spot Poopy Paula. Yeah, she's about as classy as a bag of onions with a hole in it. I don't know what that means... but yeah, thanks for rating 5 stars :o)

[Bio - Za]

I ain't readin' all that shit, Bertn! Time for a good ol' fashioned blammin... oh, that's right. It's Clock Day, so, as a Supporter, I legally cannot give anything less than five stars today. You, sir, are a crafty one. I bet you knew that. I bet you knew that all along! *wags a finger* I'll get you next time, Bertn! Next time.

Bertn1991 responds:

Consider yourself thwarted Dr Claw. Although this alleged "next time" has me thoroughly scaredened.

[workshop poster]

This is so darn cute.

LoredanaTattoo responds:

Hahaha thanks !!