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[Monster Party - Title Theme | 2015]

I have never heard a remix of Monster Party before. You, sir, are every bit as amazing as the monster in that game who just so happens to also be named Bert. It may be a safe and straightforward remix, but it's a rare and treasured piece of music nonetheless! *hugs you*

Bertn1991 responds:

Thanks for listening. I know it's pretty bare-bones as far as remixes go, but I'm glad you enjoyed. Also, I wasn't aware anyone but me had ever played the game :D

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[endK - Bottom of the Ocean]

The end of this reminded me of the start of Tristam's theme in Diablo and bits of it make me think of the main theme for The Legend of Zelda. That's kind of an odd combination, isn't it?

Not a particular favorite of mine, but I don't have to enjoy a song to know there's quality behind it.

I'm anxious to hear what cheerful tune you compose next, Filip.

endKmusic responds:

Well, that's quite interesting!
I found that main melody reminds me of Ensiferum and one chord (and feel in general) later on on Agalloch. In ambient/electronic context ofc.
Don't know if you're familiar with these bands but that's how I see it.
Next one won't be that cheerful all the way, but it sure will be in major key, upbeat and energetic. :)
Thanks for the review! <3

[4 Wood | 2017]

It's sounds like a slow, shnazzy version of the Pac-Man music that plays during intermission. It also makes me think it could be the theme for the "cool" side character of an RPG. You know, like Johnny from Chrono Trigger. He had himself a funky, personalized theme, even though you barely got to see The Man.

The player's party is trying to make its way to Mole Vale, but, suddenly, Bertn comes tumbling out in front of them wearing rainbow suspenders and round purple sunglasses. 4 Wood begins to play as the team tries to figure out who this amazing stranger is that impedes their journey. After an enthusiastic introduction, Bertn demands they prove themselves worthy of proceeding through his enchanted forest by competing against him and his colorful band of hat-wearing squirrels in a goofy song & dance battle that's essentially a rhythm mini game.

Bertn1991 responds:

Mole Vale shall rise again!

Also, Johnny should've gotten his own spinoff. Crono and the gang are great, but I wanna know what's going on in Johnny's world.

Being totally serious, your reviews always brighten my day and give me a reason to keep posting things here. This hat-wearing squirrel approves biggly :)

[endK - Praying Mantis]

It's a great song, but, unlike Sunflowers & Ants or Bouncing Squad, for example, I think this lacks some of your particular charm that helps your other music really stand out. I think if you were to add a little more "you" to this, it would become perfect.

endKmusic responds:

I think this one represents more dark (melodic electro) side of my songs and it's more like Swarm (eventhough it has funky vibes) than Sunflowers and Bouncing Squad for example (which are more uplifting, jumpy and happy).
Could've been better, I agree. But I also learned a lot from this one.
The other day I was thinkin' it's about time for another cheerful one. Guess it will happen soon.
Thanks for the honest review, really appreciate it. :)

[Formless | 2017]

Something about this music is nostalgic, as if I had heard it before in an eighties flick. I keep expecting somebody to start singing, too.

I wish someone would add lyrics to this track, but, even then, we would have to find a talented singer. I was thinking we could ask Brent Bunn, but ever since his Polka album went pokadot platinum, the cost of his talent has gone up significantly, and, even if we combined our money, I highly doubt we'd have enough $91 bills to hired him.

Bertn1991 responds:

I'm all about those 91 dollar bills. The bank never seems to have enough, though. But yeah, I've always wanted to have a song with lyrics. I write lyrics for some of my songs, but I sing about as good as a bag of onions with a hole in it so it never happens. Maybe someday.

Thanks as always and forever for the lovely reviews. Such smiles ^.^

[Painless | 2017]

I imagine this as the theme for a lazy little town that's probably located in a forested region. The weapons shop is limited and there's nothing significantly related to the main story, but the cost of resting at the inn is affordable, the townsfolk are warm and caring, and the mayor is a charming goof who loves to paint and make music.

Bertn1991 responds:

That was lovely. Your descriptions never disappoint. This town shall be called Mole Vale!

[Long Ago II | 2017]

This is beautiful, Bertn. Hopefully, there will be a follow-up to this story, or, at least, a theme for the title screen.

Bertn1991 responds:

Eep thanks. Maybe someday I'll post the whole story ^-^

[endK - Swarm]

You're setting the bar pretty high with this one. I doubt anyone would be willing to put in THAT much effort to make a boss fight fun and frantic enough to live up to this song, but I would be interested to see somebody try.

endKmusic responds:

These type of comments really mean much to me. Glad you noticed the improvement. I also felt it while I was producing it.
+ At the same time it's a huge compliment, so thanks for that too.
Hope I won't dissapoint in times to come.
Thanks for all the support! :)

[Space Potato | 2012]

Oh man! This sounds like it belongs in the Chrono Trigger soundtrack. I can't really think of a proper word for it. Ethereal? Haunting? Immersive? It's a (very) rare treat for me to absolutely love a slow song, but there's definitely something to this that I find enchanting.

Thank you very much, Bertn.

Oh, and is there a meaning behind the phrase you included in your comments, or is it merely what one hears while your music is playing?

Bertn1991 responds:

Chrono Trigger is one of my favorite games. I still have it for SNES :D

I'm happy you enjoyed it despite its slowness. Thanks as always for writing such a kind and thoughtful review. Oh, and the phrase "wadu, es wadu lo" is just what the computerized voice is singing. It may have a meaning, but I'll let it be mystery ;)

Thanks again.