Phronemophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[regarding Pie]

The cashier's face wasn't punchable enough. Maybe add a shit-eating grin next time.

Aside from that, this was perfect.

[Superhombre]

At least he tried.

[Steamed Hams animation collab]

Fuck, this is magnificent. Glorious, even.

[Skitzo Vs Cuphead]

Skitzo's certainly an entertaining boss fight and a great sport about losing.
It's not often we get to see a survivor at the end of one of these animations.

Comick responds:

Yeah lol, there have been a few survivors in his toons *the main rule is never let Skitzo get you and run away quickly before its too late!* which is basically what Cuphead did haha. Glad you thought the battle was cool too :)

[Stuart Little: The Great Mouse Detective]

There are so many things to love about this video, especially after Mr. and Mrs. Little return home. The unnecessary bit of rotoscoping, the biting and clawing of George's face and hand without relying heavily on a simple looping animation, the realistic rat sounds produced for Stuart, receiving an A+ for quoting Ratatouille, hearing "Hi, I'm Michael J. Fox" from an oversized Remy, and I don't know how you convinced him to sing for your animation, but Lou Bega has never sounded more majestic.

[Slow Blink]

Somebody, please, let this poor man die!

[Bobo The Purple Cat]

There were some truly awful jokes in this, but I like Bobo and Venus, and I hope this becomes a series.

bobothepurplecat responds:

Thanks, I appreciate it. It was the cool whip joke, wasn't it...

[Super Mega Animated - Splatoon Kids]

Did you know Pearl, the infant-looking one, is said to be 21 years old? I looked that up after watching this. That means, by Japan's traditional standards, I think she is the only confirmed inkling to not be a "kid" anymore. Her partner is 18, and those other two from the previous game are now 19. It was weird enough to learn that Mario was only about 24 or 25 years old. When it comes to Nintendo characters, there's apparently no point in assuming age. If it's not stated directly, I guess Matt doesn't have to feel bad. He still totally should though.

Thanks for encouraging me to learn something today, even if it was just meaningless trivia.

snailpirate responds:

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[Soviet Ugandan Knuckles]

You gave this terrible meme more love than it ever deserved.
Fantastic claymation, as always, vladjuk.