Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Map of Far Land]

Man, look at the territory on Moleberry! I know size doesn't matter, but wow!

Oh, and seeing Maya in the middle of those four is just... well, it ain't right. I'm not complaining, of course, but it does make me wonder if it's okay to give this artwork an E rating?

Regardless, I'm gonna need a cold shower now. Thank you, Bertn, for this carnal creation of cartography.

Bertn1991 responds:

Yep, Moleberry's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. And yeah, Maya is such a hussy. It really should be rated T, at least.

And no, thank YOU for taking something as mild and boring as a map and making me smile ^.^

[Christmas with Lady Marleen]

Marleen's adorable, but I would like to see the entire band together for the holidays.

Bertn1991 responds:

Ah, you're right. Maybe I should make a follow up for New Years and feature all four of them :)

[Random Garnet]

This is Garnet... could be better.

Bertn1991 responds:

Very true. It mostly for practice though. Nothing too ambitious.

[Raccoonacorn]

I would pay money for a plushie of this lil' sweetheart if it existed... and if I had money.
Less importantly, I'm now wondering what raccoon acorns taste like. Are they sweeter than regular acorns?

Lewdatic responds:

Much sweeter. They even have a slight pink shimmer to them, that tastes like Easter peeps.

[Illuminate]

Look at that battle aura! It's a shame more bucks don't take the time to properly develop their nen before the start of hunting season.

When I enlarge the image, it's as if you used the airbrush tool in MS Paint to quickly make some white lines throughout the trees. Other than that, I love this, especially the depth of your background. I probably would have stopped after a few rows of trees and just made it all black: "Uh, yeah, it's night time, so you can't see very far. Also, I'm lazy."

[Olga Runtz Cosplays Dixie Kong]

She's adorable, but how well can she handle a coconut gun?

Bertn1991 responds:

Let's put it this way, if she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.

[Haunt]

Are those the ghosts of bees? Are those ghost bees about to sting them with their pointy ghost bee tails? Are either of them allergic to ghost bee stings? Man, the comic hasn't even started and it's already getting suspenseful.

Fabulous-fishstick42 responds:

I hope it will BEE up to your standards!

[Isabelle]

Yay! Fan art of Isabelle that isn't sexualized. Thank you for this.

As a human, I do wish she had a relatively proper pair of hands, or, at least, a pair of thumbs. What will she lick before turning a page in her book if she doesn't have thumbs?

Fabulous-fishstick42 responds:

I agree. I am a fan of nonsexualized versions of Isabelle. As for hands, I do need to work on them. I feel like they work to an extent with the rubber hose style, but I appreciate your opinion on the matter.

[Genie]

I guess somebody rubbed her the right way.

LukeF responds:

Going to have that song stuck in my Head all day now :D