Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cecil | 2023]

Sometimes, a squirrel that struggles to be squirrelly must do what they can to enjoy life to the fullest... even if that means being 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 evil.

Bertn1991 responds:

Only a little evil. He barely stabbed anyone.

[Debbie | 2023]

Lil' Debbie the Drooling Dinosaur has spotted some delectable desserts in the distance.

[Vampire Selfie | 2023]

I could totally see a modern-day vampire buying a mirror just for this meme.

[Gabriela | 2023]

No one expected her to use the double finger point after responding with, "That's what she said!"

[Gambyville Graveyard | 2023]

2027? Not sure if it's rude to make such an assumption or a compliment to already have a spot reserved for the guy just in case.

Bertn1991 responds:

Maybe it's the grave of a psychic.

[Hard Flux Compulsion BG | 2023]

Overall, it's a great-looking room, but a lit candle next to some books and placed above a bed would terrify me to sleep under. Also, no coaster for the drink? Shameful. I thought that orange guy was a traditional clock, but then there's the digital clock telling military time in front of it, so I have no clue what that guy is. Are those wine bottles behind it? How does a drunk keep such a tidy bedroom?

Bertn1991 responds:

Thanks, dear person. It's always nice to hear from you. Yeah, I had the same thought about the candle after I finished it. It would burn the heck out of the shelf above it, no doubt, or leave an unsightly black spot. Studies have shown that fire is the number one cause of fire-related fires.

The clock character is Miss Minutes~

[Humbert Atom Patrol BG 1-2 | 2023]

If nothing else, the wolf pack knows how to keep their locker room clean and tidy.

[Icy Cold Chandelier Shining So Tall BG 1-2 | 2023]

Well worth the days-long effort. Is this where John Paul goes to play Alligator Rock?

[Ito | 2023]

Seems like the sort of fellow to quietly creep up behind you at any given time and whisper, "Hiya, buddy."

[John Paul | 2023]

Why the long face, John? Are ya feeling alright? You look a little green. Hey, quit hitting me with that stick!