Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mmm crunchy celery!]

Why is this rated E, Chutney? What if children were to see this atrocity? At the very least, put some ranch or peanut butter on that thing!

ChutneyGlaze responds:

D:>

[Accela]

I bet the shirt wearing that design is even MORE proud of it than Chutney is.

[Funny Fat Guy]

As an individual who hates dolls (the humanoid ones really creep me out), I can safely post that this is genuinely amazing stuff. I hate it, but I also love it. Fantastic work on such a terrifying creation.

YanaTan responds:

thanks for such an interesting comment
do not be afraid of dolls, they are not scary until you find yourself with them in a room with poor lighting alone)))))

[CursedArachnid and Jason]

I don't know anything about CursedArachnid, but I love the various shades of purple going on. It's like if Mr. and Mrs. Dink were colored with more depth... and had a better set of teeth.

I like seeing more of Jason, and he has the right mindset going on here, but his stance is rather stiff. It's more like he's posing with the machete or about to chop straight down with it, rather than getting ready to swing it at someone right in front of him. The red on he mask makes him look like he is blushing though. <3

FunkySquidd responds:

CursedArachnid is a pinup artist. You can find his stuff on Twitter. I love his style and expressions.
Thanks!

yea i'm not too good with poses

[Meditation Practice]

My Sisterly and Snooty villagers meditate together in New Horizons, but I've been told the personalities in each new Animal Crossing become increasingly respectful and friendly towards the player and one another. I'd rather see more charming interactions like this one occur than the sterilized community I feel like I am currently living in.

As much as I LOVE Hazel's expression in this one, Canberra proves her face-making skill by putting in the extra effort to dye her tongue green, walleye her vision (is that possible to do voluntarily), and inflate her own... head? She's suppose to be a koala, right? Maybe I need to keep an eye on her the next time I swing by the plaza. I don't want Canberra scaring Yuka and Judy off the island (at least until I've earned their photos, that is).

What is the make-up of your island? All girls?

FunkySquidd responds:

me too, man... I miss the older games' funny interactions where they'd sometimes argue. I like imagining the immature sisterly villagers annoying the snooty older ones. Would be so much more entertaining and funny

hahah yea Canberra's going all the way but she naturally looks goofy so it's easier for her. Her tongue isn't naturally green but I felt like making it so ^^ i could have made her head and body size equal to the other 2 but I wanted to exaggerate her to sell the goofy expression :D I love that you have Canberra on your island.

My island's villagers are Olive, Chrissy, Monique, Carmen, Canberra, Hazel, Tiffany, Muffy, Dobie, and Lyman who moved in today. Lyman's the 10th villager who I tend to get rid of for a campsite villager if I like them enough. Before him I had Ketchup, Dom, and the Rhino with a strawberry horn(got all of them at the campsite)
So really, it's 8 girls and 1 dude; Dobie, hahaha. He's an old man living on an island surrounded by girls. It's cute

[Doogus]

I'd say about a third of all Miis are of "indeterminate gender" while another third are probably better labeled as "indeterminate species." I've run into some goofy-looking Miis, but it's the low-effort ones that give me added incentive to win. If a person couldn't even put in the entire five minutes to design their Mii, then they need a two-turnip trouncing.

Not sure how I would feel if I ran across a Doogenheimer, but I'll be moving to Georgia soon, so I imagine there's a (very) slim chance I might come across one online hailing from Alabama in the near future.

Bertn1991 responds:

Right you are. You have to win when you go up against the default Mii Swordfighter whose name is just Matt. I had a friend growing up who was so abnormally normal that we started calling him Default. Maybe that was mean. He was such a kind soul and we all loved 'm.

Oh, movin' to Georgia? The kindest thing I can say about Georgia is that it's not Alabama, and the kindest thing I can say about Alabama is that we're not Mississippi. But really, Georgia isn't so bad. Savannah is a beautiful place to visit, if you're moving close by. Doogus and I wish you a smooth move. Georgia is fortunate to have you, good sir, nay, GREAT sir, nay, BEST sir!

[Ninja Pete Man!]

That's adorable. Pete looks like he belongs in Cat Quest right now.

[funy clowns]

This is scary. Why are you scaring me, Chutney? Then again, I have a one-eyed clown toy that is older than I am, and he's more unsettling than these are, but still.

[We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind]

"You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!" Muffy claims that she left to move to your island, but we all know it was because her friends can't dance.

I know she has a following, but I am not a big fan of fluffy Muffy. I blame the cold stare. Not a fan of staring... or pickles. Not a fan of staring at pickles. Is she doing that thing you kids call "vibing"? Is this a "mood"?

Drawing looks great overall and I appreciate the flower sunglasses. They hide the stare. The pickle stare!

FunkySquidd responds:

yeee she moved to my island to escape all her friends who got no rhythm to their step, hahah

aww really? I adore Muffy. She was one of my first villagers in New Horizons and I'm never getting rid of her. I love that she's a goth sheep. Yea she's just at Hazel's party, vibin'

Thanks!!

[Ball Bounce Exercise]

I was half expecting Hazel to scramble around on the floor chasing after the ball like Scrat from Ice Age.

You do this for class, or are you just in the artistic mood for movement?

FunkySquidd responds:

hahaha well sorry to disappoint you! Look forward to me making something similar to what you had in mind for a cartoon I'll make sometime soon.

For class! I was the next exercise after the flag one