Phronemophobia's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Remember to wash your hands]

Draw a line. Wash your hands.
Add some color. Wash your hands.
Upload your art. Wash your hands.
Dry your hands. Wash your hands.
Please, support the artist. Then, wash your hands.

ScribbledGuy responds:

I'm reminded of Filbert from Rockos Modern life when he's talking about reading comics with all these wash your hands pics

[The Fall of Oprah]

I was indifferent towards her up until... 2005, I think... she decided to abuse her power to harass a business owner whose employees wouldn't let her into the building because it had stopped allowing new customers inside fifteen minutes prior to her arrival. I mean, that's common policy for most businesses. When you're closing, you don't suddenly kick everyone out, but you also don't let anyone else in. The owner (whose business was now being actively boycotted by Oprah's fans) even had to go onto the show, apologize for his staff doing their jobs properly, and give her the overpriced purse (which I'm sure she desperately needed THAT day) for free.

Seeing this piece and learning about her fans flipping out over a harmless slip and fall doesn't surprise me in the least. I'm just glad she didn't decide to stand in front of a camera the next day and start blasting the manufacturers of her shoes for it while demanding a face-to-face apology in front of a live audience.

ScribbledGuy responds:

Thank you for your input, really thought I was gonna catch some hands for drawing this lol honestly I feel nothing for Oprah other than her being this huge force others are afraid of

[Jude Enjoying the Night]

Avoiding human contact has never been cool. If it was, I wouldn't have been doing it all my life (though, admittedly, it does make Animal Crossing slightly less enjoyable). Good thing she has that mask on to protect her from sinus allergies. Pollen and all that can put a real damper on isolation.

[Happy Apocalypse Everyone!]

There's an Apocalypse going on and I wasn't invited... again?! Seriously though, I work in a grocery store, which is deemed "essential", so it's just life as usual for me while everyone else has a good excuse to not work or go to school.

What an adorably hostile-lookin' kiddo you got there, Fishstick! I love seeing a full-body illustration from you again. Hopefully, this wasn't drawn on either toilet paper or paper towel. Those are precious commodities, you know!

Fabulous-fishstick42 responds:

Damn I would not be able to work in a grocery store during this weird time. You're braver than me.

[DragonBall Super Kefla]

I love the pose you went with. It's far more ambitious than the usual idle standing or one of a handful of standardized poses I see all the time from other artists. On the down side, this perspective doesn't pay off too well with Kefla's lower half. Her body looks soft and chubby, though her arms do not, and, correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not an artist and feel as though I have no right to judge this), but I think the chest should either be angled upward along with her raised left arm, or both breasts should be sagging slightly downward as a result of the air resistance while she's flying up.

[Jollow Knight Silksong Trobbio]

I have no idea what I am looking at. There's plenty of red though, and I am a big fan of the color red. That's good enough for me!

[Hollow Knight Silksong Hornet]

It's a simple piece, but that just means the mistakes would be that much more noticeable... if there were any.

Excellent work. Scribbs.

[John Witherspoon in Friday]

I forgot all about that movie, too. You're right about his portrayal. He did a fantastic job of being a complete and total asshole while still maintaining that fatherly aura about him. I should know, too. My dad's the same kind of person.

[Rei Ayanami]

This reminds me of how much longer I gotta wait for Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 to finally be released.

I do like your take on Rei. It's always a treat to still see new depictions for characters that already have so much fan art to skim through. Every time I feel like there's nothing left to do that I haven't seen before with a particular subject, another artist shows up to prove me wrong.

Thank you for the lovely Rei, Fishstick.

[High Five!]

Reminds me of the video Sad Scyther, except not as funny. The drawing is good though. You did an amazing job on the hands, but there are a few things off about the second panel. The body shows no swinging motion of any kind when attempting that sort of high five and the other arm is missing entirely. Had it been a five of the "up high" variety, then the severed hand would have been higher up or, at least, not perfectly aligned with the arm like that, and while I thought the force of the slice might have pushed the arm down, that cut looks quick and clean. The arm would more likely have still been in the air after the strike. I'm clearly thinking too much about this. Your art is improving and this is proof of that. That's all that matters, isn't it?

Mewx responds:

No, you're good man! You have a better sense of physics than I do lol. I'll have to look up Sad Scyther.

Edit: that was amazing lmao