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[Pete Cuttin' the Grass | 2024]

I can't tell if Pete just learned to enjoy the simple things in life a bit more or if he is suffering from heatstroke.

[Don't knock the door during night]

Oddly similar to the winter piece provided two days ago what with the placements of the flyer, Vector, Sonic, and tiny Eggman in the background. A Christmas tree is a great excuse for tossing in all sorts of obscure references and eye candy into a holiday work, so it was a missed opportunity to only feature the doctor (though he is the best Sonic character). I am going to make the assumption now that Vector might be your favorite and, if so, I respect the Hell out of that. I love the power-based characters in most games. If he's not your favorite, then you clearly need to make more fanart featuring him until you change your mind.

*reads the last line* No, you can't just bribe people on NG to be friends by offering them high-quality art. You have to make friends the same way as everyone else here - providing an awkward first-impression followed by a friend request that causes you to suffer from anxiety and regret the longer it takes for the recipient to respond even though they are probably taking forever to respond because they're also typing up an awkward reply and are constantly rewriting it because they are too embarrassed to just send it already.

Merry Christmaugust, by the way. Sorry, I didn't get you anything (back in 2021). I hope another one of my dull, long-winded comments will suffice.

ICam2k responds:

Is it a sequel to that drawing??
Yeah, looking back on it, I clearly should've put more cameos through Xmas decorations, even though it's already an old piece by now.
Normally I would provide the anwser given how many times I've drawn him, but I won't. I'm just gonna say Croc from "Croc Legend of gobbos" and pretend that I care about him, thus not elaborating anymore than that.

Trust me, I would love to, but you and I know that I can't please the whole world, even with my high quality art. Besides, it's a fine excuse to limit my offers and myself.

Merry Christmaugust to you too! That would do just fine. I already gotten over gift fever for a long while now.

[Cue the Jive]

They look even more vibrant than they already did within the games. Also, an interesting choice to have Tempo utilizing his Sega Saturn attack with the violin while retaining his second pair of arms from the 32X that just disappeared from both him and Katy by the third game. Tempo went from kicking and shooting musical notes to, uh, Bubble Bobble while Katy now turns into a tall, busty boxer once in a while. The series is charmingly weird at times but it is also kind of confusing and inconsistent with its presentation. I guess it never really found a solid identity. At least we got to keep the yodeling.

ICam2k responds:

I think I originally intended to have him play that record player while drawing this, but ultimately settled on the violin. I think it's one of those tools that's somewhat integral to him. I would argue that all of the incosistency is part of that nonsensical cartoony feel that the game is trying to achieve (I'm pretty sure that's how they went with Bonk/PC Genjin since there are the same same people who worked on these games) although I feel that this "talent show" (?) theme makes the game stand out a little more (the first one at least). Makes me wish they kept that in the Saturn sequel.
This is music to my ears!

[Ski Blast]

Not a fan of winter (or pickles). I've always lived in the southern parts of the US, so I've barely experienced snow in my life. I'll wear a jacket in 84°F (29°C) weather and feel fine, but I struggle below 70 (21). Winter stages in video games tend to feel rather dull, as well, and a lot of music relies heavily on sleigh bells even though there's more to winter than sounding like Christmas.

Love the characters here, especially those in the background. I'm shocked Vector made it out as far as he did being a lizard and all. What is the flicky planning to do? Dump water on him and turn the croc into an ice cube?

Oh, I remember SkiFree. It was on our 133mhz computer back in the 90s along with some bland pinball game that I also played far too much of for what little the two games offered. Once we finally had internet, I was almost always on battlenet playing SC and D2 so those freebie games went largely ignored thereafter.

ICam2k responds:

How DaRe Ye!? PiCkLeS aRe GrEaT!!!
I still like winter, but I won't ignore that it can suck sotimes. Especially when a blizzard can kick in and destroy a bunch of cable poles. (that did in fact happen just a year ago and maybe a decade ago)
Some of the snow themed levels are boring, but there are a few diamonds every once in a while. Like that level from Jazz Jackrabbit 2 literally called "Hell freezes over" and it has these grotesque human looking trees and skeletons walking by. Not much, but pretty interesting concept.
Granted, I think I like the spring a little bit. It has the best of both worlds, pretty flowers, plant growth and a balanced temperature.
Chances are he's gonna turn into crocsicles. Or if that was boiling water, then a croc soup. Both of these sound disgusting indeed.
That bland pinball? I think I remember playing that. What was it... SpaceBalls?
The last two games sound pretty fun though.

[Wham!]

Wow! This is so much more expressive than your usual stuff. That art block of yours must have been chiseled from the last remaining piece of Nintendium to break even Wario's near-indestructible skull. Glad he broke through though. Imagine a world where Wario failed and Cami was stuck in 2021. She'd be stuck playing Balan Wonderland and listening to Beiber's "We're In This Together" forever and ever and ever and ever.... Wario's a true hero!

ICam2k responds:

I feel like I don't do enough justice for the garlic muncher. Truly a saviour.

[Harley | 2024]

No, Harley, that is not a pigeon. Please stop looking at old Tumblr memes and finish your dinner.

Bertn1991 responds:

"Pigeon! Pigeon!!"

[Garfodorf]

Ah, yes, the obese ginger tomcat... Heathcliff. The internet loves Heathcliff. Every time one sees a fat orange cat, they think, "That's definitely a Heathcliff!" I hear Heathcliff (who this drawing definitely is!) was so popular that he inspired another obese ginger tomcat to appear years later. The name eludes me at the moment. Gar-something. Gar... Gargamel, probably. It doesn't matter. The point is that while this may be a rather simple piece of Heathcliff fanart, I absolutely love the wide toothy smile on his very Heathcliffian face.

ICam2k responds:

My favourite moment was when Heathcliff met Garfunkle face to face (I'm pretty sure that was his name). While there was no dialogue between them, I sure could feel that Heathcliff once told him "Nice that you're doing the advertisement for me". Very powerful indeed.
Thank you so much, I did my best to capture his charms.

[You know you want it]

"I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep. Down in Pumpkin Hill I gotz to treat-or-treat.
I know that candy's here, I can sense it in my feet. The Halloween spirit allows me to feel. I can't see a thing cause my mask is on wrong. I'm gonna stop now with this silly Knuckles song."

As to your comment, I do not know why. Please elaborate. Also, Sonic eXe wasn't that bad. I mean, I didn't enjoy Cream's voice or Rouge's censorship but I thought Cosmo was a great addition to the show.

ICam2k responds:

Thanks for reminding me of this wonderful masterpiece.
Really? I thought I made myself clear with this one. Basically, Vector got those black shades with red Xs marked on the lenses for Sonic to wear these on just so he could look like Sonic.exe (or lord X as he's know by now), since hes "scary" for the kids. You know, that infamous creepypasta that almost everyone keeps talking about even now for some reason?
That being said, nah the ShOuw totally suckz!!! Especially Kres Threwdyke! I du naut liek how pussesive he is to Sawnec! (jokes on you, I DO like the show)

[Farrin & Kroll]

Ha! This entire list of traits reads like someone I'd date without a second (and clearly better) thought.

Bertn1991 responds:

Someone might say "you might want to think twice about dating her." Don't tell me how many times to think, pal.

[Pete & Seagal | 2024]

I was wondering what happened to the penguin in those The General insurance ads. Glad to see him moving up in the world. Also, they're wearing the two strongest forms of lawyering attire - a penguin suit and suspenders. I want to believe Seagal's (what a delightful name for a penguin by the way) greatest rival in court is a crane named Denny.

Bertn1991 responds:

Thanks for stopping by, dear friend. Pff, freakin' Denny. That fooligan probably didn't even go to the General to save some time.